February 2011
75 posts
I keep getting "tax" things in the mail..
Two from my bank. One from NYU employment and I’m now expecting one from Urban.. I just keep filing them away in a drawer and pretending they don’t exist. I have no idea what I’m supposed to do with any of this. Maybe if they came with instructions I would know what to file, when to file, if I owe money or I’m getting money. Instead, it just comes with a bunch of fucking...
January 2011
65 posts
REVELATIONS
Shane Botwin (from Weeds) is the voice of Nemo (Finding Nemo). Life makes so much more sense right now.
The Ed Theatre office got Pumpkin Spiced Coffee
yes.. YES.
Dinner, drank, and CHIDDY BANG.
At el sombrero already and its 7pm
Its going to be a great night.
Reason number 154 why I love working in the...
Joe: Oh, isn't that just delightful, delicious, delovely?
Luke: I sang that for an audition once..
Joe: I played that part once.. UHHHH not a good show.. Well it was fun.. just.. uhhh.. not good.. Wow, that was 20 years ago. 1992.
Luke: That was the year I was born.
Joe: UHHHHHHHH (pretends to stab himself) Luke you are kil-ling me! I have to go hide in my office now. I feel too old. UHHHHHHHHHH.
Find me a replacement. NOW.
I just got offered to give tours and act as the facilitator the Undergrad auditions on February 5th. I would have gotten payed a very nice amount of money. But no, I have to work for Kaleidoscope back in good-ol-Mass to do, yet another, Frog Prince show. I’ve been playing the same role for over 2 years. Get me out of this show, before I turn into Catherine Russell.
Freshman Ed Theatre:
Honestly, who actually read The Rover?
“In fact, to every young person listening tonight who’s contemplating their...”
– President Obama (via sarahblossom)
We stole trays from the dining hall,
went to Central Park, went sledding, partook in far too many snow ball fights with strangers, reenacted 300 in the snow, and our picture was taken and we will be featured in the New York Times. That, my friends, is a epic free roommate and friends bonding day.
Got free tickets to Chiddy Bang
I’m so excited.
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '____: Wear...
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now:
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until...
Just ran 4.5 miles in 35 minutes.
I did not realize I had THAT much steam to blow off. I also came to the conclusion that I will live a year or two in California. Grad school maybe? All I know is I’m listening to Shwayze and its calling me to the west coast.
Recent Obsessions:
Planning trips
Staying warm
Making lists of things I’m grateful for (Thanks Liane)
Trees
Elephants
Collages
Tacky glue
Scheduling
The many possibilities of my future
Fell asleep in New London and woke up in...
Megabus, even in a snowy day you do me no wrong.
“We can park the van and walk to town,
Find the cheapest bottle of wine that we...”
– Jack Johnson- What You Thought You Need
After reading the last few pages of the final...
I just sat in silence for 10 minutes. Holy. Shit.
Every Law and Order: SVU is on Netflix Instant...
Holy second semester.
Am I the only one
gabbiewhit:
who doesn’t care at all about Skins? Either version? No offense to anyone who does, I’m just wondering if I’m the lone person.
I gave the UK version a shot last night. I really didn’t care for it at all. Its like a unrealistic version of Degrassi, which I also hated. The show doesn’t teach anything except “you can do ecstasy and get away with it.” And after...
I have the time,
So I’m updating my design portfolio and making an acting portfolio. Finding pictures from all the shows I’ve done has been fun and interesting. That’s to say the least.
I have discovered megabus.
I figured out I can get to Toronto for 23 dollars, Washington for 8, and Knoxville for 9. This is going to be a very interesting semester.. Family vacations? I think so.
THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT IS NOT A COMEDY
I came close to crying. Enough said.
Things that happen.
Black Swan: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GOLDEN GLOBE?!
Social Network: IT'S GONE.
"I've never seen so many Godiva chocolates."
I’ve never felt more uncomfortable. Thank you.
Well I didn't think Glee should win
but it did make me happy that they brought the actor who plays Becky on stage. Side note, Emma Pilsberry looks hot tonight.
Matt Damon
Go home. No one should imitate Robert De Niro. Not in front of your family, not at a party, not on tv, especially not on the Golden Globes. Do something valuable and go pretend you wrote Good Will Hunting again.
I want to have a beer with Jane Lynch
and just listen to her talk. Maybe she criticizes me for a majority of the time, maybe she tells me her life story, regardless, I would not be happier.
Now there is no mistaking me and Zac Effron.
His new haircut= the best news of the night.
Justin Bieber is wearing sneakers with his tux.
Damnit, I cannot wait till your balls drop and you no longer have a career. And why did you get to announce Toy Story 3? That movie completed me. Andy is my age, not yours. Screw you, Justin Bieber. Side note- expect spam during the course of these Golden Globes.
The Glee cast does not act.
Chris Colfer (Kurt Hummel) wins the Golden Globe for best supporting actor in a television show and the entire cast is either crying or has tears in their eyes, except for Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester) who slaps him on the back. There is no acting in Glee.
I just figured out how to make Quinoa in the...
This makes for an entirely new semester.
the kaczmarek show
Conrad: (putting on a rap song) Hey Em, do you dance to this kind of music at NYU parties?
Emily: No, we party to the sound of our own intellect.
Mom: It's true, they do. And they bob their heads to the silence of oppression.
Dad: Yeah. They give dance to the danceless.
I bit the bullet and finally got a Netflix.
First month was free and my Chase debit card is giving me the equivalent of 9 dollars in points to sign up. So basically I am getting the next two months free. And I have a new obsession with the Showtime show Weeds. Its so good. Jane Lynch made a cameo in the last episode I watched and I thought I was going to die laughing. Its hilarious, dark, and the main plot is about weed. What more could you...
I need a couple traveling partners..
Take your pick, save up some money, and come with me.
Back pack through Ireland (this one is already taken by my two sisters. We are going for a month and meeting all of our cousins that are over there, celebrating all the while the way Doyle’s do: drinking and peeing)
Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro, Africa
Machu Piccu, Peru
Madrid, Spain
Paris, France
Extended trip in Italy- Florence, Rome,...
I was just on Delancey and did not find any human...
Sorry Specktor.
I officially scheduled my Master Cleanse.
Ease in (raw food diet): Sunday February 6th- Tuesday 8th
Master Cleanse: Wednesday 9th- Friday 18th
Ease out (raw food, juice): Saturday 19th, maybe Sunday 20th
Would anyone like to accompany me through this frightening journey?
I have to see this. Brian Bedford might make me... →
Just played poker with Billy Elliot's brother.
Time flies when you're having rum.
I miss this.
Marco: Ok than let's do it and stop being a dick in yard.
Luke: "Dick in yard?" I'll do my best to stop.
Marco: Yeah, I just thought of that phrase. I think I might make it a regular thing.
Luke: Did you mean dick in the yard?
Marco: Yeah
Luke: Please don't make that a regular thing.
(no response).
